The very bestest thing I like about living in Norway is the ability to shield myself from American popular culture. Call me a grumpy old curmudgeon but I am in no mood to put up with the youth of today and what they consider hip and with it.
That said, have y'all heard about this popular new musical artist Lady Gaga? Rumor has it she has lady bits and man bits, but from what I can see she is all woman:
And you know what? If she does have a teeny weeny peen that won't make her any less hot. Because homegirl can sing. And dance. And, lest we forget, America celebrates a rich heritage of dudes-who-are-hotter-than-most-chicks:
Oddly alluring yet undeniably sexy. Moustache or not.